Amy's Blog

well guys, its 2 days till i leave you all for the lovely place i like to call europe. i hav spent all day (minus the distractions from thy) trying to back. took 3 times till i got the weight in my backpack to sit on my hips so it doesn't hurt my shoulders and back as much. BUT STILL! its friggen heavy as..and all i hav r the necessaries! (u no..jeans..jumpers..toilatries etc).

now my week has been kinda bland...i was spose to go to dreamworld and go hav a bbq at wivenhoe and go coast clubbing and all this jazz...but it just hasn't happened. instead i ended up at hogs breath (btw thanx for coming guys..soz i was in a bad mood..just didn't wanna b there but yeh, thanx all the same =]) and then i went to diceys wed nite and had some drinks and dinner and last nite i had a family dinner at toscanis. which was quite enteretaining as usua since my family r a bunch of sillies...

im not going to the family tonite as planned but instead drinking as much as i can at home, with my dani. whom i love and will miss VERY VERY MUCH! and then tomoz nite i decided not to go to the coast as i dont wanna b a wreck and look like crap on sunday for the plane ride...i dont wanna fall asleep and get even more lost in random airport terminals and hey..dont wanna look like crap coz i mite see someone famous! haha *wink*

but yessum, i no i havent blogged for 3months, but yous havent missed much...i just been going out every saturday nite to the family or birdees, went to a few 21st....worked my ass off and now NO MORE!, got sick and hav been for a few weeks now, seen lotsa movies (cinema and in the comfort of my own home), watched 70s show yet again, and um yeh..just been driving round randomly anywhere and everywhere.

anyways..i must be off...this shall properly be my last blog for quite awhile..again..so i bid you all farewell!!! keep an eye on my myspace coz thats where i'll b blogging my eurotrip as all my mates can read it..and yeh...love you all =] EMAIL ME BITCHES!!!

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oh yeh...the log in pages are awesome ben..bren...whomeva did them =]

• iiiiiiiiiii feeeelll like utter CRAP!  but last nite was so worth it...

• i somehow talked my bros friend blake into driving me and sami (girl from work) down the coast so we could go clubbing. i dont no how i got talked into it, cing as i had to work this arvo, but sam had to meet up with a new guy at work and his mates, so being the person i am, i agreed to go for moral support. It was all looking great, til kyle notified me that he couldnt pick us up. of course we got really shitted off, as i had already started drinking and therefore couldnt drive myself. THANX A BUNCH KYLE! yeh well we continued with our plans (as we were already in the car going down there) and made it to the coast.

• We headed to the sar bar, which is a sports bar next to shooters, and met up with tom (guy from work) and his mates craig, terry and jarred. yep i wasn't very socialable at first, but as we were 'ladies' sam and i got 1 free daquori and everyone after tht was $2.50. we downed 4 of these whilst the guys went off to play poker in the thousands, b4 going to the beergardens. As this was sams first time coast clubbing, i had to show her a good time. we made friends with the guys playing pool, watched hippies dance, and saw some chick make out with a big old bald guy. EWWWWW!! newho, this is wen the guys showed up, and tom, being the awesome guy he is, shouted me n sam to a quick fuck. and after a quite a few firetrucks, we migrated to the party! (cocktails and dreams is upstairs) yep. this was awesome. we went upstiars and tom shouted us a french martini..that is strong fucking shit. had it at 12 and that was pritty much me done for the nite. but it was my 12th drink..haha.

• now this is where it starts to get interesting, we're all sitting down on this lounge, and jarred discovers i like the the same music as him. so hes playing me music on his fone and even let me listen to the single from his n terrys band. it was pritty good. and then he starts to rest his head on my shoulder...so that was the cue for everyone to go dance..where terry then starts dancing with me and jarred stands off watching until i pull him up and then terry leaves..ok..alittle odd, but it was nothing.  i went back to our lounge to find tom, sam and craig still sitting there. i had this whole convo with craig, watching the gays on the other side of the room, and yeh..he had his arm around me and wot not. nothing outta the ordinary..just a friendly gesture rite? so jarred comes in, and motions me to go to him..i eventually gav in and wen i went to him, i asked him wot he wanted, 'nothing'. then he gives me a hug..and wen i tried to go to sit back next to craig..he put up a fite, but then started whispering stuff to craig and then dragged him off...and they neva came back.

• this is the point where terry comes in, its about 3am, as terry shouts me a drink, and then tom n sam r telling us to hook up, so i sed terry has to make the move..yep..he does. i forgot how hot it is to kiss a guy a lip ring. anddd he had some tatts, which made him even hotter. i can tell u that wen craig walked in to c us making out, he wasn't very happy, and left. so i left and went to find them..with terry now permanently attached to me. i found him n jarred downstairs, and terry liked to make it known to them that i was with him that nite, so he kept hugging me and just doing all those things. i kept looking at craig, coz to b honest, altho i wanted terry wen i first saw him, i was just more attracted to craig after talking to him, and therefore was disappointed when he left and neva came back, so terry had time to make a move. neways, i found out that craig was really pissed off wth the fact that i was with terry, n i did feel bad kissing someone infront of him..but it was fine all the same and them sami..tells terry that i sed that i thort hed think it was just a random, drunken hookup. (which i did say) so he comes to defend himself, saying that he was pritty much sober (by this time it was about 4-4 30am) and that tho sober, he still wanted to kiss me, and he gave me his number (his fone died so it couldnt b vice versa). i was like aww...he also got me free pizza and kept me warm during our journey home.Oh yeh, jarred met a random and went back to her house. LOL!

•  yes, we caugt a cab to the train station, where abbos with no teeth attempted to talk to us, and then we caught a train, where the abbos thort it b funny to ask everyone for their ticket and tease the ppl who were sleeping,and then the guys departed us at  beenleigh while me and sami got on another train, then caught a bus to garbo, then cabbed it to mine. i got home at 7 30, slept for 2 hours coz i kept waking up thinking i was gonna sleep in for work, i felt sick for only the first hour at work! which was alrite...but due to the cold, i am sick, and sound like a boy whos voice is breaking.  

• OVERALL....apart from being sick, slightly stranded, in the middle of a guy war, and had work, it was a fucking awesome nite!Oh...apart from the fact that terry,craig and jarred live in coffsharbour (tom just moved up here) but early next year, they'll b moving up here..again..coz i think they all used to live up here neways..yep thats my story guys...sorri im so bored, i went into alot of detail!

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wooo yeahhh!!! rite last nite i was to go out for nathans bday (guy from work). so me,shanna,nath, and some of naths friends bussed it to the city and headed to the vic. we met up with lasni and her boy and started to get into drinks. Shanna introduced me to double shots of vodka in a firetruck, so i was getting smashed pritttttty quickly yep, and as it was nearly 10, we maxi-taxi'd it to the beat. (free entry b4 10!) Oh yeah..nathans gay, so he pritty much lives there. Anyways, i was a beat virgin, but i must say that place is fucking awesome! we only managed to c 2 of the rooms, and in one full of FULL ON gay's and lesbians, me and shanna had our photo taken by a cute gay guy guys, go to www.qnews.com.au and PLEASE try and find it! coz i couldnt. it betta b there...*shakes fist*

yep anyways i ran into one of my friends who i neva thort id c there! so as u could imagine, i automattically thort he mite b gay...turns out he was a beat virgin too and his friends dragged him there...the rest of the nite i got msgs saying 'amy im scared'. hahaha i love it. newho, after dancing with my buddies and very manly and butch dykes, i left the beat to meet up with cam who was waiting for me outside. we got ditched by brendo and yeatsie who went to a strip club or sumthing and as i had no money, cam and i ended up at the mustang.

this was quite entertaining, while we were in the line, we made friends with the 3 guys behind us, mainly because one of them was quite drunk and kept saying 'did you rub my lamp? did you wake me up? did you bring me here?' you know...that line genie uses in aladin? lets just say i have a big urge to watch that movie now..only fucking to have it on tape and NO FUCKING VCR! yep, so cam had to introduce me to them as fisher, and everytime we saw them, the drunk guy would say 'hey its FISHER! how the fuck are ya?' and just random things along those lines. So me and cam broke out some moves with them on the dance floor, i had one of the guys keep hugging me, holding my hand, and groping me, but then some chick went and kissed him n the drunk...WTF! im sure she was just a friend...

dani turned up with liam, was quite random waiting for them, watching thru the window..wot did i do cam? keep leaning on the glass trying to hi5 ppl and talk to sum loser random guy who i ended up dancing with on the podium later? haha. yeh..podium..because brendo and yeats came back! they did the sprinkler whilst i spoke to sum chick bren was dancing with, and she invited me to go hang out with her and her friends, even tho i told her i was bout to leave, she tried to talk me into it. She mustve been drunk, barely ne chicks r nice to others wen drinking in a club..i bet she saw me at the beat *winks* HAHAHA its properly tru!!!!

well neways, since i neva gav into sam and met him at the family, he got ollie to come pick me up in ollies aunties green van! it could b a real sex magnet..curtains on the windows and all...then they decided to pick up 2 slutty chicks and drive them home, i had to put up with 'Omg..my head is totally spinning.im gonna be sick' etc etc from this one chick and wen i turned around, i saw her all ova sam! grrr bitch...

oh yeah, i hav glass in my foot from near the podiums at the mustang..and its killing me trying to get it out! just my luck..

after a long, gruelling 10 n a half hour day at work, i arrived home with nothing set for my nite but getting in my pjs and watching sum good ole tv. as i settled in, cam tried to talk me into going to the city with him...tho as i am really poor i couldnt afford it so he eventually gave up. 8 15pm rolled around and one of my brownies, aaron (aka zippy), jumped online and started talkin to me. turns out, him and sum guys were drinking at his and as i was in a bad mood (fone call at 8=sad amy) i gave into him and went off to shower and pritty myself for the nite ahead.

at 9pm, i rocked up to my old house, ditched my car there and started to walk to the servo to meet the guys. it was abit awkward at first, i didn't no kristian, aaron was trashed and prancing around, and nick forgot that i had met him at skoolies and he was the one that kept me, mel and claire warm that nite we were stranded. (oh yeh, he went to runcorn. REPRESENT!) mmm ok we got to aarons, and matt (yet another runcornian) open the door, only to say 'I NO YOUR FACE!..who are you?'

yep, it was great. he spent the whole nite trying to get in my pants, and me n nick spent the whole nite laughing at his attempts. haha. we made rum pancakes. =] interesting mixture..yep, so then niki comes over (aarons gf) and watches hours of the simpsons with us, b4 she falls asleep, and me and the guys went to egg aarons old house where his ex step dad or sumone lives. after bout 6 loud bangs of eggs hitting windows, cars and roofs, we legged it only to hav ppl from the party down the road come running out yelling 'whos out there?!' such a thrill...ive only egged in a car and the guys have taught me that egging on foot is more fun coz u gotta get home without getting caught. haha.

so then we arrived home, where everyone passed out. me and nick migrated to a bedroom and talked for a few hours, then i woke up matt so nick walked out with his jeans and belt undone, just to make matt jealous. haha it worked. he kept trying to barge in on us so out came my awesome moaning skills. hehe. funny stuff. yep anyway, one thing led to another, and as nick wouldnt let me walk home in the dark (browns plains is turning into woodridge) we ended up kissing. i wish more guys were like him! but not saying details. OUR PANTS WERE ON TO YOU PURVERTS!! haha. yeh..anyways, i ended up walking home at 7am...

yup so after i awoke, i was home alone, until mum came home. first time in 17months we have spoken. turns out we know nothing about each other. i have changed so much since last year. anyways..im off now to read the final harry potter! i think i mite cry.

Oh yeh, i scored so many 'fuck your an awesome chick' and 'what a mad girl' from the guys last nite, mainly coz i helped egged, i payed out matt for trying to hook in with me and 14 yr olds, and wen i got there, i had a whole stash of alko in my bag! i love being kool =]

peace out fellas!
xxx

after running around work all morning, doing shit coz the supervisor showed up heaps late, i was very keen about my nite ahead. tho i didn't actually no who i was cing, i new i had to get drunk. my plan was to go home and sleep after getting 2hrs sleep the nite b4 (damn drunks and their laziness to catch a train). this howeva did not happen. i got a call from steve saying he didn't want to go to sum bbq with the family so his rents dropped him off at a random servo for me to retrieve him. yep we hit up the plaza b4 going back to his place to watch the 40yr old virgin and consume like 3 packets of popcorn. nice.

i made it home at 6 30pm, wen i was spose to be at newmarket between 7-8, and that wsn't looking too likely as i needed to shower and beautify myself and then catch 2 trains to get to ollies and jemuels house. this is wen good ole dad comes to the rescue, and surprises me by driving the whole way! i love him. i arrived at the house at 7 30, only to c ollie drive off and not noing where jemuel was. so i knocked on the door and abrem (abes) answered. yeh he looked confused as to why a chick was there but i told him i drove him home once wen he was drunk and he remembered me. so in i went.

jemuel was in the shower, so abes and i sat down and had a good ole chat about nothing. then all of a sudden 4 random guys came in and also kept staring at me, the only chick. yes guys i know i looked hot last nite! haha. anyways i shook hands with the ones i didn't no, and sed hi to a guy i met the nite b4, also coz i drove him home wen he was drunk. he then got stoned.

ollie came back and looked surprised, but was happy to see me as its been ages. ok, so it was me and 7 guys-ollie and jemuel (whos house it is),max (who is obsessed with me being 'bisexual' coz i have kissed girls), abrem and august (met while being DD) and then adam and peter who i met that nite. it really was great. we watched the footy...GO AUSTRALIA! FUCKING YEAH!!!!....and i watched them play soccer on the ps2, and had these hard lollies that ollie threw at me. apparently i was spose to hav had them in primary skool but yeh, didn't happen.

anyways..oh yeah all these guys were quite hot! and they are 21/22...older guys hehe. cept i think abrem is older..but he looked hot in his vans and hat and pinstripes..yes i love the punks tho he looked different after he got into clubbing clothes. anywho im babbling..but i must say...i felt awesome being the only chick surrounded by hotties haha. guess thats wot happens wen u make friends with randoms u meet in cars yep so then adam, max and peter left, august stayed at home by himself coz he was too stoned to go anywhere and just wanted to watch this disco lite, so me ollie jem and abes went to the train station ready to paint the town red. the guys got off at the valley and i continued to the city to find some of my friends...i ended up at the embassy with blake and lucas. its really hot now theyve redone it all. we broke a move on the dance floor, made friends witha gay couple, and i lost my student id card. rite..next!!

FRIDAYS! next on the agenda.havent been since....st paricks day i think...anyways we went there to meet up with my beautiful sarah! yet again, i was not good with names, i was calling the bi guy neville wen his name was erol...and i called this other guy marcus wen his name was curtis. yeh im kool. he ended up asking for my number and i just sized him up and slowly gav it to him, hoping he wouldnt call. yep. i then needed to use the 'girls room' so left blake n lucas to sit and drink (blake was dd so he drank coke) and as i was walking by myself, i ran into sarahs friend ben, who ive spoken to on the fone. he is quite cute. anyways he sed sarah was looking for me and he took my hand and led me inside, which actually 'sarah is looking for u' was code for 'lets dance' anyways we danced. and he was cute =]

i eventually made it to the toilet, and then found sarah who had lost all her friends but was getting chatted up by sum leo guy. anyways..to the valley!

it was now me blake lucas and sarah! we cabbed it to the valley for 9bux and hit up birdees to join up with my fellow friends. yep, sarah ended up going off with sum guy we met at the bar and i went onto the dancefloor to dance with ollie and jem, only to hav jemuel go off to make some fone calls so ummmmm yeh me n ollie were dancing..i didn't wanna look him in the eyes coz hes the friend of a friend but then i did coz i felt rude and then we ended up making out. for a bit. ok mayb a while. and he tried to pull the whole 'do u want to come back to my place' thing and thats wen i told him the making out was just a drunken thing. anyways, me blake n lucas were dancing on the podium for quite a while, everytime someone hopped on (if it wasn't jemuel or ollie), me and lucas would ass dance the ppl and then theyd leave. hi 5 to team work! lucas then went off and came back with 2 smirnoff black colas. ok, dancing and trying to drink 2 drinks at once..tool. i had one drink but thats not unusal. 10mins later he sed brb again and then came back with another 2! he was then juggling 3 drinks and gave me 1 so i had two. toollll...me and blake then decided it ws time to leave so we jumped off the podium, i sed bye to ollie and we started to head. thats wen i saw abrem for the first time in hours so i ran back to hug him..only he wouldnt let go and he kept talking to me..i cant really remember about wot..i think asking where i was all nite. and i think he miteve kissed my cheek :s i duno. i was drunk from different bourbons and vodkas but according to the sober blake, i only seemed tipsy. YES! we all no how often i can pull THAT off! haha *angel face*

anyways, i was enjoying this hug from abrem wen the security guy who was watching lucas all nite, came up and told me he was being kicked out. it took both me and blake for him to walk...stagger..wander blindly. we got him to a cab rank next to the family and yep, cost me more money that i didn't hav coz we had to cab it back to the city instead of walk. damn lucas and his drunkenness. we went to hungry jacks but neva got food coz a fite was about to go down and lucas was gonna join. i had to pounce on him from behind and hug him so his arms stayed down. this is wen sum random chick came and told him 'its not worth it' so we left and managed to get him to a toilet, then back to the car to head home.

overall, i thort it was an awesome nite. i watched australia win the footy, i got a number and gav mine out, i spent too much and lost my student card, i saw sarah who i havent seen in ages =] ummm yep just hung out with awesome ppl and we all did awesome dancing. lucas...neva seen you so drunk!

love you all!!
xxx

FUCK!!!

i just wrote a whole awesome thing of my nite last nite and now its deleted.......im not writing it again.......but let me just say...

obe1 kenobi, sam=pussywhipped fuck, bitch fuck cunt of a whore who i was gonna fite, sound back on my fone, overcharged majorly on a drink...yeh guys just ask me in person so i can tell you bout it all in great detail. haha. my nite was awesome.

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ok, i just got home from dropping the kids (ben and alex) off at browns, and this is my journey..

i went to sunnybank maccas and parked, as u do, and a cop knocks on my window. i turn my car on..only the window wont go down..so i open the door and sed jokingly:
me-'oh im sorry, im afraid i cant get my window to work '
cop-have u been drinking?
me-no
cop-blow *holds out rbt things*. is this ur car?
me-unfortunately..

then he asks me for my license, and coz my expiry date is cut off he kept turning it ova and flicking it to make sure it was real. anyways, i left the carpark to continue my ride home wen i decided to msg steve bout yet another cop story to join our collection, wen sum more pol pol pulled up beside me with their lites flashing. now i was shitting myself thinking they saw me on the fone and i was gonna lose my license..but oh..they chucked a u-ie and went sumwhere.

now heres a funny story..i just wish sumone was there to experience it with me. i was driving down logan road and stopped at a lites. these 2 guys in a loud shitbox of a car were revving to try n race. i took off at a nice pace and kept to the speed. so they stayed beside me. they then sped up coz im guessing they were bored, so i sped up and went zooming past. then i slowed down and they caught up. again i think they got bored so they sped up. then wots this? amy..outta nowhere! speds up and fully races down the last stretch of logan road, so here they come, thinking im racing them, only to have me at the last minute, turn at the set of lites down my street!!! hahahaha they lent out the windows with 'wtf' faces and im sure they were upset that i wasn't really racing..good times good times..

love
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WHAT THE FUCK! is all i can say. i served sum guy at work today and he started talking to the chick behind him, then he asks ME to MARRY him! ewww he was prob 40, with a beard, definately not clean, and baggy clothes. oh and an old daggy hat. it was the most disturbing thing eva. then we had to listen to him go on and on bout how he will meet his wife one day. then he asks me how far away u hav to b from a door to smoke. TAKE UR FILTHY, SMOKEY ASS ELSEWHERE BUDDY! checkout chicks r not to be chatted up by people of your kind!!

BRAND NEW FUCKING ROCKED MY SOX OFF! after seeing them live last nite at the tivoli..i totally just fell head ova heels in love with them.

the reasons why they were so awesome live:
-they played all my fave songs
-the crew random came on stage and played with them
-they sumtimes had another guy play another set of drums to emphasise it and IT WAS AWESOME! specially being rite next to the speakers haha
-they wore awesome beanies and hoodies
-they were all round hot
-their singing had so much emotion in it.
-at the very end they had 10 people on stage, fully banging the shit outta drums and playing kick ass guitar. a few cymbils were also thrown.
-wen the singers microfone started to fall he kicked it ova

yeh theres so much more but OOOOOOOmgosh it was just orgasmic! and i saw my lover from work haha.

anyways, afterwards we went to maccas and thats wen i saw sam and had a chat to him. then it took bout another 2 hours to get to danis coz no buses were running on a sun nite, and then we caught a train but it stopped at yeerongpilly as they were working on the tracks and the joining bus, the driver kept getting lost. mmm then i came home and started watching a movie coz i had to get sam from birdees at 2 30, went back to his for an hour or so then went and got jemuel and his friend...i ended up home bout 5 then went to work this arvo. yay. im on fire.

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fuck theres so much to tell of our sailor adventure last nite. if uve read jess' i dont need to explain it all..kevin was the name of the other guy at irish murpheys! he was hitting onto jodie hardcore. there was an absolutly gorgeous guy there who had the cutest smile but he wasn't american so didn't partake in our group discussions of nite at the roxbury and 'ur groovy in a far out happening way'

anyways, randy (if that was his name..man i was bad with names last nite..haha) and his friend followed us to porto's. the friend had a plastic bag and wen i asked wot was in it..he sed 'a kaaangarooo with boooxing gloves' in his kool little accent. anyways they got rejected and we ran off. score one for us! zero for the americans!

after knocking back a shot, mixer and sunrise (n had those 3 guys watching us in awe) we made friends on the balcony and i had my ass pinched quite a few times and everytime i spun round and sed 'ok who the fuck keeps pinching me?!'..there was no one there...damn shame.. yep so time went on, jodie hooked up on the balcony, me n jess were breaking a move on the dance floor with not hot americans but hey, we just wanted to show them a good time and that aussies r betta kissers thats wen we left and jess disappeared..and we all no not to make me angry wen im drunk so i got the shits, asked most guys if they were american and if they new a guy named andrew coz he kidnapped my friend and i was not happy with the americans...haha they all sed nooooooo in their yet again, kool accent. JESS I EVEN ASKED THE GUYS WE BEFRIENDEDON THE BALCONY! THE DDDDDDADDDDD GUYS! haha.

anyways, this is wen a few more americans came and me, jodie n a guy named will, were trying to teach mike how to say g'day mate.(YES I REMEMBERED HIS NAME THIS TIME!) anyways, jess got back and i was so pissed off i wanted to go to my own bed and not get in the cab with her, so off the girls went and i called steve to come get me as i had no money on me (jess had my atm card) n all i had was my id and fone. great. so me, mike and his friend ray headed to the casino and then..dont ask me why..back to a backpackers place they were staying at..across the road from roma street..yes i walked all that fucking way from portos..in my drunken, pissed off state. at least the american gave me one of his shirts to keep me warm. yay for gentlemenism

ok now for the interesting part..i ended up..in the stairwell of this place..with mike..whos 24, has a son that lives with his ex gf, has 5 tattoos which looked pritty fucking kool, oh yeh at this stage, i couldnt remember his name. haha so let me just say, stairwells r not very comfortable... HAHAHA ok yeh sorri guys i just gotta laugh coz im wondering if there was a camera in there..tho the guy that worked at the place sed the stairwell was the most private place there..hence why we were in there.. omgosh wot the hell was i doing in a STAIRWELL at a BACKPACKERS with a 24yr old american marine? but u no wot..he was a sargent! (i saw his id) so he got to tell most people wot to do. which is kinda kool. and in my drunken state, i didn't think he was that bad looking..and now im sober..i stand by that. i just didn't like his hair cut...or lack of hair haha...AHAHAHA lack of hair, i crack myself up. too right, too right.

ok tho getting home was a mission, steves car broke down, my bro refused to pick me up at 5 30 in the morning, zoie was alseep and i forgot sam lost his licence but at least i woke the fucker up. but a big thank you to jemuel who got outta bed and came and got me..so i was home at 6 30 wen dad was getting ready for work and he didn't even hear me stumbling in.. im getting good at sneaking back in whilst drunk!

oh yes, i gave mike my number coz i was spose to meet up with him n ray this afternoon...not that i was gonna go..or that he had mobile..just a piece of paper with my number..but yeh he called me from a mobile and told me he had to take someone back to the ship as the guy was in trouble and he couldnt come meet me..aww he called me so that i wasn't gonna b stood up if i went.. 'hey amy its mike' ..."yeh..." *oh did that guy just talk in an american accent? omg its the guy from last nite..THATS his name!*

until next time readers...

hahahahahaha... stairwell sailor!

xxx

i got in a lift today, the doors were closing then some guy just squeezed thru..i looked at him and apologised coz i didn't c him coming..and he sed its ok hes skinny. we then had a chat for bout 1min bout how we have been close to being killed by closing doors from elevators n trains. he was kool. he was a hot gay (i think) punk guy who had piercings n wore skinnies. love it.

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rite. altho i got owned in the face by a crowd surfer, lost kirst n claire, lost my shoe (but then found it 5mins later), had the tall, sweaty guys look down my top wen water was thrown on me :|, and um oh yeh i couldnt drink coz im working all day tomoz...the used still were fucking awesome! its a shame they didn't play more of the old stuff but eh, wat can u do.

i am safely home now and showered so i dont smell...but my face is kinda bruised and hurts like hell. to bed i go

love love
xx

last nite was katies going away thing. it was pritty rad. started off drinking at her house...being me, katie, ash(katies friend from skool) and kaitlin (girl from work). Oh yeh and the housemates...they're kool anyways. we went out to catch the bus into the city..only to find katies ex from bundaberg on her front lawn! so he gav us a lift in there and tagged along! (yay coz we had a lift home!) we went to the casino and met up with ryan. ahh yes the casion...kaitlin put in $4 and ended up walking away $36 up! fucking lucky biatchhhhh. and then we teased the guy who was..i must say..dances like bren wen drunk. i attempted to walk past him, only to hav him do this lasoo thing..so i ran...we all ran! hahaha

strike bowling was next on our list. i made friends with the guy at the bar as i had a few drinks there..haha and he drank along with me. FREE ALKO?! WOT THE HELL he sux. ohhh and they hav these awesome massage chairs next to the pool tables. neways, aftwards ryan wanted to go to sum pub in toowong where he lives, and kaitlin tagged along and she tried to talk me into going. if it wasn't katies thing i sooo wouldve. kaitlins awesome! instead the remaining of us headed to the exchange. which was quite fun. me n the girls danced on the podium for like an hour and had a few gay guys plus some hotties come up. go team hmmm Oh yeh! and then wen i was leaving, a guy wlked in and turns out it was brendan from primary skool! wootah! but the bouncer made us move so we went our seperate ways....

now onto my awesome story of my day...

i worked 12-4 30...or spose to...wen 4 30 came round i closed and was serving my last few customers to go home..wen all of a sudden a white smoke engulfed the whole store. it was disgusting. we all started coughing so went to breathe thru our mouths..only to discover that it tasted like absolute crap and left ur tongue tingling! yep...u guessed it..another evacuation..i can tell u that my woolies is always entertaining in the way of firetrucks and ambos...I GET PAID AN EXRTA HALF HOUR FOR STANDING OUTSIDE! yayaya yeh. outside for half hour...turns out...sumone lit chlorine on fire in aisle 5. and troy (manager on duty) put it out and thats wen the smoke got worse. no one actually nos who did it. so after getting the 'a-ok' to go back inside, i signed off n grabbed my shit, whilst silently laughing at everyone coz they have to put trolley loads of stock back from ppl who just ditched their shopping! i walked outside and volla! pol pol everywhere! yeh so the police r doing a massive investigation anddddd thats my story. i feel sick from the fumes. it was great.

love love

xxx

yeh sorri guys that ive been too lazy to blog...u missed out on hearing all about my awesome drunken 19th, random roams and just all round randomness. but im glad to say fuhrer is back and in action! and i took him for a 5hour random drive with loren last nite after receiving a random call from bren n the guys at the shack, asking me if i could wear sexy underwear and go and dance for the. haha love your style guys.

so skydiving is back on in just less than 2 weeks! IM SO PHYSCED! its gonna be fucking awesome! and i think we should organise another dreamworld trip for the usual group as it has been our tradition n we've been SLACK this year guys! the group being me, dani, benji, mel and court. oh yeh plus one friend that either one of us brings to make it even.

anyways i must be off..dad is tryingggggggg to make me cook dinner! haha yeh rite.

love all!

xx

let me start off by saying...CHILI PEPPERS FUCKING OWNED MY NITE! yep it really was quite great, the dancing...the singing...just everything! anyways..i would love to talk about it..but im in awe...haha nah u guys gotta hear bout my nite last nite....

sunday nite...started off with drunken msgs from jemuel asking me to take him for a random drive, so i collected dani and mark who were all too happy to tag along on wot was spose to b a random nite full of drunken jemuel. on the way to pick up katie (my mate from work) my clutch kinda gave way, so we rekoned back to my house for my dad to fix yet again. 'amy if this happens again, its unfixable and u'll have to take it in.' OK DAD!! RANDOM DRIVING FTW! anyways..jemuel msgd me and sed that he was too drunk to go anywhere and just going to pass out...hes soft...so instead i called up my buddy steve, who, had msgd me at chilis and told me he hit an island and a keep left sign (the damage isn't as bad as i thort) anyways..him and his friend rowan came and met us up at the mt gravatt lookout.

After discussing what to do, i came up with the brilliant idea of going for a stroll in the toowong cementary..the biggest one in qld! so off we went! as we were driving along the motorway, we passed a car with 2 guys...so windows were wound down and i was attempting to communicate with the passenger...only i couldnt hear him so they sped off....and i caught up! this time it was katie who tried to talk to the driver...who was quite hot i mite add! haha anyways, turns out they were going to mt cootha...then they sped off again coz we wouldnt follow...now..we stopped at a set of lites and i was behind them...only to find a 4 sale sign on the back of their car!!! haha so katie got the number and we called them on speaker fone...this is how the convo went..

Katie: yeh hi im interested in buying ur car
Them: huh what? u are?
K: yeh im looking at it rite now..im rite behind you actually...
T: wtf..oh..its u guys...come to mt cootha!

yeh so we neva ended up going with them...didn't even end up at the cementary then...so close...coz as we were nearing the end of sylvan road...MY CLUTCH FUCKING GAVE WAY AGAINNNNNNNNNN! i couldnt change gears at all so i had to pull ova..i just sat there, swore a few times, then laughed and apologised to my fellow random drivers/passengers. We all got outta the car and rowan the mechanic attempted to no wot he was doing and looked at the car..but my dad had adjusted the clutch cable all the way so it was unfixable...RACQ TO THE RESCUE AGAIN! it didn't take him very long...and as we waited to watched all the killer possums in the tree who attempted to jump us...the racq guy then called me a tow truck and left...Steve being so nice, went to drop dani and mark home...im so sorry dani! u were spose to stay at my house and i was spose to work at the gym...myyyyy bad car...i kicked it so many times!! haha

k...while they were doin that, me and katie waited with the car...we celebrated wen the truck arrived and praised the guy. apparently there were only 2 tow trucks working all of brissy that nite! Oh!! me and katie got to ride in the truck! ITS SO HIGH! but yeh..we made friends with the guy and he just laughed at us taking pics of our adventure.

after dropping my car off, (tis sitting at sum place next to milton maccas) we decided it would b fun to walk back to the cemetary....we have quite a few picks of us at a 24hr laundromat, beard st, and a sign that seys '2 men for $88' haha hilarious! anyways....after geting a $75 for using the wrong entry onto the motorway, steve arrived after bout an hour n half. by this time we had only just made it back to sylvan road. we ended up going into the cemetary..made it bout 2 mins in b4 we realised it was really dark, and full and dead people. so we vacated and headed for mt cootha...i got home at 4 30..good times..thanx steve! i love that guy

xxx

ps...FURHER U BROKE MY HEART!

let me try n keep this short n sweet.

last nite, i bailed on the nfg gig so that was $50well spent..n instead i went to embassy n porto with dani, blake and anthony. Embassy was dead n gay and porto was too crowded for our liking. so after finding natalie we headed to fridays. it was awesome. After everyone got kicked out at 12 we started walking to the valley as clubs there were open til 3. we made friends with this brad guy (who smelt sooooo fucking good) and his friend.

Upon arrival at the valley we collected mel and proceeded to the toilets for dani n her to use. whilst standing there..who walks out but fucking OLLIE! wot the hell....havent spoken to him in a week...since the whole stranded incident..anywho he came and gave me a hug and after i heard they were heading the the casino (they being him, his 2 housemates jem and max and sum michael guy) i soon convinced him to gather the gang n join us at rockafellas.

I quite enjoyed this place..i started to get in the mood to drink again so downed quite a few...yep dancing was fun...making a fool of myself by losing my shoe wen swinging under the bar so surprise nat and the hot guy with the lip piercing...newho! lol um so i kept talking to the guys and Jem! was fucking hitting on me...hahaha (i hope sam finds out) and after much deliberation, i let him buy me a drink. hes quite hot now that i think about it. and ive seen him TOPLESS! yep...the nakedness at ollies house...he has quite a good bod and just as i managed to put the money in for a game of pool (doubles...me n jem being on the same team hehe) dani's dad came and got us..so i had to leave....

Anyways...my nite..i was quite drunk...but i looked hot! in my new clothes! go our shopping tastes dan!! cant wait till our next adventure..oh yeh..and then we can bludge at ur house again alllllllll friggen day!

xxx

7 50pm and we had finally reached suncorp stadium. We being me and loren...why were we at suncorp stad. u may ask? well...we found out at 5pm that day that we could have FREE tickets to the broncos vs. panthers. After pissing off a sercurity guard by saying 'who employed you?' and retrieving our tix from the ticketbox, we made it inside and too our seats with bout 5mins to spare b4 kickoff. We were so close! 9 fucking rows back from the front just to the rite of the goalposts! I have an awesome video on my fone wen the broncos got a try...only the fucking video ref reckons it wasn't! *shakes fist* i shall put it up later....

anyways...after a few rums, we got into the spirit of the game...i was wearin a broncos jersey and altho loren was wearing maroon, she was rooting for the panthers...so i yelled at her haha. After the game, we met up with amanda, heather and jarred. The 5 of us then drove to the broncos league club in red hill....this was due to the fact that amanda works there..hence the free tix! Omg loren won like $30ish on the pokies...the club then closed and we had to leave...and coz jarred had lots to drink me n loz didn't wanna get back in the car so decided to trek (walk) to newmarket as sam n ollie sed they could giv us a lift. HOWEVERRRRRRRRRRR after making it to kelvin grove, we discovered that they were drinking and wot not so...fucking fuckers, i went off on the fone...and coz no one else picked up their fones to come get us, we walked to the normanby and managed to scrape enuff money together to catch a cab back to lorens house in wynumm...

so apart from trying to get home, it was another fucking awesome nite! ive had not much sleep coz i had to drive loren to trainstation for work at 8am..and i gotta clean the house for my bros 21st tonite...ummm i dont even remember the point of this paragraph....OH WELL!!!!

BRONCOS FTW! PANTHERS SUCK ASS AND ONLY WON ON A FLUKE! and damn those guys behind us...

xxx

last nite was fucking awesome!

me,melbas, dani n benji headed into the city at bout 6 30. stopping to look at the huge fire that was at sunnybank. u could smell the smoke all the way at mels at calamvale! newho...bren informed us that thirsty merc wasn't starting till 10pm so we decided to head straight to the porto in time for the 8-9happy hour. in this time...the 4 of us had 5 drinks...$2 drinks! fuck yeah..before walking to the zoo in the valley for our concert.

it was great!! we had the best view from the side...rite infront of a fan..tho we decided to leave at 11 30 just b4 it finished as we were meeting ppl back at the porto..so i told everyone that i would hail us a cab as im awesome at it due to the previous weekend wen i was stranded and had to get one home...so..as soon as i walked outside i got the first one that i flagged down! alllll riiiiteee...

5mins later we arrived back at the porto. as the girls n benji ( kool chick with short hair) headed upstairs, i found kyle and yank sitting at a table with their friends..so i went and hugged kyle to death, shortly followed by yank it was great. followed by even more greatness as the 12-1 happy hour was now upon us! so i had at least another 4 drinks...and more as i polished off others...and we danced the nite away! i made friends with yanks n kyles buddies and, i witnessed benji get kicked out...why...WHY! i left u for 2 secs to check the girls room for dani n mel, and i come out and ur being escorted down the stairs 'i'll find the girls and come get u benji!!' was my promise..tho as soon as i turn around, 2 guys started talking to me and tried to convince me that i wanted on of them. they wouldnt let me leave to go find my friends and THANK GOD mel showed up to rescue me. we then gav up on lookin for dani and migrated back to the dancefloor downstairs to dance with yank,alex,rob and jack...we had the floor basically allllll to ourselves!

anyways...liam came and got us and god no's wot time....we saw benji riding home on his little bike, had a tasty cheeseburger before mel and i made it back to hers to attempt her physics question which was due today...only...i wasn't much help as i was starting to see double and on the verge of passing out...so i went to bed. i slept at mels all day and now here i am..at home..informing u all of my awesome, fab-fucking-tab nite, AND ive just been told im going to the footy tonite! we shall see how that goes and if i make it...

next thurs will b a blast as we do it all again! rite after the new found glory concert!! woooootah!!
thanx guys for a great nite.

xxx

on the way home from seein' sam last nite, i got rbt'ed somewhere near the city and then wen i was near lorens house i got pulled ova by the cops and rbt'ed again as i apparently 'hooned' around the round about...i was going 40! it was the tiniest round about! how is that hooning? man i thort i was gonna get another ticket...

thanx loren for making me leave nebo early! we only just got there and i neva see him sad fuckin panda

ive had an interesting past few days...from being completely and utterly sick and dying at work, to being stranded in the city and giving some guy permission to touch my boobs just coz he sed i have a nice rack....yesh....indeed...but neways, last nite was pritty fun. After our greasy dinner, loren and i went to the car wash and scrubbed til her car was spick and span. we then didn't no where to go so drove randomly around b4 ending up at K.P (kangaroo point...which is my meeting place for the northside crew). Oh yeh..she went into a lane that ended...those signs r tricky loren! haha i love it.

we then ended up at toombul to see jay...it was a great drive...we had no referdex but with our combined knowledge of northside we made it witout getting lost! just as we made it to ollies house! where..he was in bed naked and yep...he roommates were also half naked...ohhh those boys r quite dilectable. So anyway....we watched the jackass movie and repeated lines off eurotrip...we did this to pay out ollie who had NEVER HEARD OF IT! WOT THE FUCK?!?! has he been living under a rock or something? mmm then we spend prob the last 20mins of listening to max telling me and loren to get together..it was fun teasing him saying how he missed our show wen we were outside (it involved loren touching my butt numerous times and me fingering her hole...lol wait! b4 u get ne ideas..she had a hole in her jeans and it was just fun to poke).

neways..we did everything last nite...
-car wash
-greasy food
-admired the city
-watched movies
-touched each other
-waved to a car full of guys
-made a cd and broke it down in the car
-i spoke to claire! who hung up on me:S

yup...oh look jimmy neutrons on..lets watch

xxx

St pattys day, 6 20pm and i had finally arrived at claires after a gruelling bus ride. Stace arrived soon after and we attempted to hit the pre drinks. I say attempted coz it was mainly red wine..goon..woteva..digusting stuff which i shouldnt touch coz it makes me hypo, so after a few forced sips i gave in and handed it back to claire who downed about 5classes in an hour. Me? i cracked open a bottle of her midori and started swigging it..yup...alkos drink from the bottle..hi 5 to me and claire hahaha. Now claires mum being so nice, drove us to stacey's so she could get sum shoes then it was onward to a bus stop! sumwhere along the streets of sunnybank hills...and wot a bus ride..i was being prodded in places and having my DRESS lifted up for all the world to see by the slightly drunken claire. There was lots of interesting convos im sure but i spent most of the ride starin at the chick who was starin and laughin at us...i dont think that the girls noticed..

After a few pit stops at the toilets, random detour street, and a 7/11 we eventually made it to Fridays...9 15pm and we had another 45mins of $5 drinks...imagine how many we had? yes yes i love it. So after claire wlked off to dance by herself, and me n stace making fun of the chick in the dotty dress, we migrated outside to the smoking area and assumed our position that i had for the next 3hrs...oh and we made friends with the bartender who kept wiping down our table as it was 'the wetest one there and he needed to wet his cloth.' Oh! i met many of the maccas crew! we're like this now (crosses fingers). yup....im awesome...

now it was about fucking time that mel and dani showed up! after them attempting to bail at the beginning of the nite because of their sicknesses..they came out..because they love me oh so much *smiles* with them they had todd and his fucker of a friend who i want to stab, and blake...blakie blake blake. Unfortuneately, soon after they arrived mel delived me sum news bout the used concert (im not going into details coz its really not worth it) and since i was completely drunk i got angry and gave her the silent treatment and kept death staring dani. I ALSO discovered that i was the last person to know which made me even more pissed off and ready to vacate fridays. So...me and dani left...followed by todd and his fucker who attempted to start a fite with the guys behind us in the taxi rank. And having enuff of the fridays inncident, me and dani told them we were going home just so we could go to diceys and spend sum quality time together. It worked.

DICEYS! FIRST TIME! ON ST PATTYS DAY AND WITH MY DANI! woot yep we ran into a few fellow runcorians and a few other people...like joel..we all no joel..Oh before i talk about that...dani and this chick bumped into each other and the chick dropped her drink. While she was death starin dan the buff bf was telling dani to buy them another drink. This is where amy comes to the rescue and steps in...telling them that there was no way we were buying a drink for her wen she was the one whos clumsy enuff to drop it. BIATCH! soooo the fuckhead guy took my green headband (well..claires...SORRI CLAIRE!). wot the fuck? Omg..not the headband..im gonna go have a cry in my fucking corner now. I told him that it didn't bother me coz it wasnt mine, and that was the cue for me and dani to start walking off. And u no wot he does? he THROWS the thing yonder..it was neva seen again...

But yeh. back to wot i was saying, Dani, Mark (joels friend) and i were dancing the nite away...only joel kept stealing dani away to try and talk to her. pfft. its ok dan...me and mark were glaring at him the whole time..well..i was..lol. So we lost one but that didn't stop me and mark from breaking it down on the dance floor! and damn bouncer..wouldnt let anyone dance on the stage..so i went and gav him a piece of my mind (yes im drunk) but...i still didn't get on the stage...

3am comes round..diceys closed and everyone is kicked out. Joel and Dani head for the taxi rank whilst i say im walking home...but not alone! mark decides he will walk me. Its a half hour walk, and he lives in the direction of calamvale..wot the hell?! so after much debating...we start walking..making random stops so i can put payfones 'out of service' and so we can entertain the random cars driving past by making out at busstops and against fences. Yeh...oh we discovered a huge witches hat on top of a bus stop so mark got it down and i threw it ova a fence into the mt gravatt showgrounds...its still there now..i saw it before...

And! being sunday morning at this time, the markets were on ('Oh thats my name!' 'mark it says market...' 'yeh but just pretend the et isnt there' hehehe) so we decide to go investigate..only...yep theres another fence so we put on a show for all those cars ...lots of cars come to think about it..and i reallllllllllly wouldve laughed if the people whos house we were using the garage door thing as a leaning post..woke up and just happened to look out the window...Well anyways...the half hour walk turned into an hour and a half and i eventually got home in one piece. wootah!

Overall..it was a great nite...then it had its down time..but then it came back up with more drunken times. I
LOVE MELBAS AND DANI FOR LIFFFFE!!!

xxx

oh daddykins bought me a new fone today. i picked it. its awesomely hot. same number just so theres no confusion. the guy in the vodafone shop wanted me..i could see it in his eye

FRIDAY--> i walked to garbo from my house..(fucking half hour lol..exercise for me!) and i met up with george..where it took us bout another half hour to decide wot we were doing...after busing it to mine and driving to georges for him to get changed..we decided why not head for the city?

after more bus rides and random walks, we arrived at the vic at 8 30pm. we grabbed a drink from the beer gardens whilst watching the drunks dance to the band..then we migrated inside to the kareoki bar thing. so fuckin funny...oh rite.there was this one couple we kept seeing everywhere and they were ALWAYS making out..so everytime we walked past them..u'd hear a random *cough get a room* then see me and george making a run for it!

now it was bout 10 and we had already had like 5drinks.and since we were mixing vodka n jack daniels..u could imagine how we were starting to act...DRUNK U GOT IT! so we decided to head to the embassy for happy hour..not much happened there so it was back to the vic to get a drink from the bars upstairs! now george left me..so a guy sat next to me..and me being slightly under the influence just stared with a big smile on my face..lol..so he left and waved to me..then me and george later saw him n his friend at the bar..i sed..the friend is wearing white pants...george sed...the friend is wearing lite blue pants..one way to settle this..amy goes up to the friend wen he was alone and actually asks him! lol..i mustve looked like the biggest tool EVER!! but he found it entertaining..oh i won 20cents off george because of it..then we danced and went home..howeva wen i was walking along logan road..this awesome HOT guy with these awesomely HOT guys pulled over and one asked me how much i charge. HOW FUCKING RUDE!! who does that? i wasn't dressed skanky or hookery or nething..so i just sed i aint that cheap..keep driving! (in a deep sexy voice..well..least i thort..i was kinda drunk..lol..)

Oh i also touched gum..funny story but moving on.

SATURDAY--> FALL OUT BOY FUCKING OWED! ok i was kinda tipsy wen mel picked me up and had 3more drinks b4 f.o.b started...and wen i went to sit in my chair i kinda forgot u had to pull it down so i went straight to the floor! shall i remind you's...biggest tool EVER!? lol...neways..me and claire stood the whole time and moshed our hearts out and i screamed to the max and thort my voice was gonna die..FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING AWESOME CONCERT! amy's legs r sore as and just worked....

afterwards..me,mel,dani n claire ventured to the port office to meet up with todd. and wen we were sitting these randoms started talk to us..and chris..(one of thy randoms) came to sit opposite me and he chatted up a storm. turns out him and his friend work at the woolies distribution centre! ha its a match made in heaven! lol jks. Oh yeh..and the 'guy from poland who was putting on a fake accent' sed i had a beautiful face :| and chris kept telling me i have nice eyes and all this other stuff..he's observant *nodds*

mmm but yeh then claire comes and tells me everyones left to go to the embassy so i gave him my number and piss bolted outta there. blake and lucas r my new found friends! mmm and yeh lotsa interesting stuff did happen like me and claire on the podium..i leave her for 2 secs and she is pinned against the wall by sum indian guy! but im just too tired rite now to go into details on everything..hence why...this blog is very boring and plain..and if use read it....I KNEW YOU LOVE ME!!!!

<3amy_xxx

ps...chris has sent me a few msgs lol. And ollie n sam r slackass coz of friday nite..pfft...as if shave ur own head *cough sam cough*

dont be angry guys...but ive gone against all ur betta judgements and went and saw the guys last nite. and it was perfectly fine! we were at the point for hour n half- 2 hrs...just talking.

I'm not going to ditch them..

xxx

ps. we discovered that theres a white building in the city that looks like a ps2..fascinating stuff

OMFG!!! ok so the user and friend wanted to see me last nite! wot the fuck?! like the friend was msging me...and apparently he didn't remember ne of the msgs he sent me the other nite as he was completely drunk...but i asked him wot he wants from me and he sed just friends but wen he was drunk he was trying to get me out as he thinks im a 'casual chick'. WOT THE?! who would think that of me? neways..i sent him a msg back and he didn't reply..so i went to bed and an hour later i receive a fone call...from the user! Omg neways...there was a convo and they both still wanna hang out with me and apparently dont really remember the whole thing that happened fri nite. im so confused..you all mite find this confusing coz i dont want everyone to know the details..but i just gotta get this out to help me sort out my feelings..

xxx

ok yup i was used, he is out of the picture and ive lost most respect for males now. The friend however said he likes me :-s in what way..i duno..coz i didn't ask..but i am upset, confused and fucking pissed off to the maxed. Why would someone stoop so low as to use someone for sex? I am so keen to get revenge on the fucker but..i dont want to lower myself to his levels.

I DO HAVE THE POWER!!

hmm its been 5 days and not a word...so much for using thy bros fone. Didnt even answer my call At least the friend came out and hung with us...i think ima give it till sun nite...i know last time it took him 5 days but that was last time, this is this time. This is so fucking unfair!!! USERS ARE BRUISERS!.........

thursday 22nd-monday 26th....

thursday-->started out like another day..i stayed at zoies the nite b4 as it was her BIRTHDAY! happy birthday baby girl! <3 anyways im gonna skip all the day and just get to the coast...we started drinking at god knows what time whilst getting ready to go out...now i had the WORST luck all weekend...first..my new dress broke as soon as i put it on, then i didn't end up seeing mel n claire coz they went home early anddd oh yeh i dropped my makeup and stained the carpet...ok ok anyways we went clubbing..we got into shooters for free as some random promo chick told the guys to let us in..then we went to the bedroom and also got in for free as it was fucking LADIES NITE!! all riteee...free drinks till bout 11 30....and topless waiters who served us red/orange champainge! (which im never drinking again as i went kinda phsyco :S anyways...the stripper came out and whats this? AMY gets pulled up AGAIN (manpower ftw!) and gets another penis thrusted in her face..haha geez..im kinda over strippers...he wasn't attractive but as i was completely smashed..i found it awesome..

then we went back to our apartment and me and zoie got changed and headed for the beach..where water got in my fone so now it doesn't work and i went back completely drenched fromt he waist down..im such a tool!Oh yeh..smitty and daisy came down..oh and i passed out watching hey arnold...then woke up and watched kenan and kel

friday-->casey and her mate came down to go shopping with us..and just as we were bout to leave..yup my bad luck strikes again and i realised i lost my atm card the nite b4 wen i was drunk..so i had to trek to the bank..order a new card and withdraw like all my money..ha..anyways..me, zoie, jess, casey and aleisha got temp tatts! they were hot..then we went back to the room to start drinking ...where..i spilt 2 drinks in the period of 2mins..

we eventuallys decided to go out..only coz we got in the mood by doing our little hoe down to cotton eye joe...haha good times..and we went to cocktails and dreams. Zoie n jess left early to meet adam,nath and shorty while me and jem broke it down on the dance floor with sean and his friend..Oh and i was getting stalked by an ugly nerd..and so we went back to the room..only to change and head to the beach as i was cut at zo n jess for not coming back to the club..and then i was left down there..in the water..to have chris try and hook in with me...ha he got a peck and that was it!

saturday--> Zo n jess went to play there netball grand final..so me and jem watched tv all day...well did wash the dishes..then she slept..and i stood on the balcony for an hour n half watching ppl try n parrallel park..surfers not actually getting waves but getting caught in rips..and some guy doing situps while upside down..then wen the girls got back...we went to our pubcrawl!!!!!!

we met everyone at the monkeycage at 5..where we got our free drinks and green stickers (for being single..cept jess..haha suck!) and our blue ones (for being open minded or something..) so after a free drink (we get one at everyclub) we moved on to strike bowling..which was pritty awesome..free bowling and u didnt have to change shoes! (wouldve laughed if chicks in heels slipped)..and after a free shot and some other drinks..me and jess stumbled upon the games room and played 4 games of FREE air hockey...how and why it was free is still unknown..then zo,jem, renee and amy game to join us..(the girls left to get renee n amy from the room as they came down just for our awesome crawling of pubs)..then onto melbas!!

so freaking funny..made friends..more free drinks AND cheap drinks ($4...who wouldnt have quite a few..) zo made friends with guys playing pool..jess palmed a guy off to me and he kept spinning me round..and i tried to save zoie from an old guy dancing with her..only to pull..spin her round and have her trip over renee who was bent over in laughter..they fell..SO FUCKING FUNNY! oh i helped the waiter guy by passing him our drinks everytime..

4th stop wassss the bedroom..AGAIN! we danced a fair bit and then got a bed (yeh they have beds instead of chairs)..only our bed was like...THE main one..so we had quite an audience wen dancing with the chains and stuff...then we got our pic taken and went on to the final club.the shack..great place! first time i been there. Now i was feeling quite sober tho i was up to 11 drinks..so i took jems and jess' n mine free drinks (they bailed) and skulled them. and then i skulled another! me and zoie kept getting on the podium and one time..zo left me hanging so another chick came up and asked me if i needed someone to dance with...HELL YEH! was my reaction..so we dirty danced the nite away and then hugged and left..haha. go us. anyway..got back to the room where i passed out on the bathroom floor..only to wake up in total darkness and took my 5friggen mins to figure out where i was and get out! hmmm so hungova i threw up 4 times the next morning..im sure u all needed to know that.

sunday-->went to sexpo with zo and jem..then at 12ish i picked sam and ollie up from a pub...ha they wanted me to drink with em but sif id drink 4nites in a row! anyways..lotsa stuff happened and i'll neva look at a mt nebo lookout the same way hahaha...ha...ha....

monday-->started my 2nd job today..at the gym that dani and mel work at! im in the childcare bit so worked with dani this morning..was fun..one girl got attached to me and it turns out her mum taught at my primary..i <3 her haha. then me and dani hung out and i DEFERED UNI FOR A YEAR!!!

anyways..you are all now up to date...hope you enjoyed all my goss...there is more..like the guy in the wheelchair cracking onto amy...but im too lazy too go back and write it...

love love love you all!!
xxx

sunday...sunday..where do i start...

it began with me,mel and dani going to the city so i can buy my hot dress (which i forgot all about and mel now has...phew!!) anyways im gonna skip thru all that stuff....mels cousins invited us to the vic for a social drinking thing rite....she calls us wen we're spose to meet saying she was going home coz she was sick..WHAT!! who bails? ok ok..luckily we werent there yet...so after much deliberation we arrived at the vic at 4pm. Sober as a Judge. We assume the position outside in the beergardens and had a few older chicks asking us if we'd give her guy friends our numbers and if dani's boobs were real..haha.

Anyways this bartender...'chris' as his namebadge read (we later found out his real name is dean) kept coming to get our empty glasses and serve us new drinks...he was prity good i reckon and kept smiling at us..boy did he save us money coz wen dani n mel were off using the facilities i had a good old chat with him and he gave me a tip of jugs of vodka being cheaper b4 6pm! woot go dean..he also gave me and dani another tip as wen we went to the bar...this guy mel thort was cute came up and put his hand on my back...and asked us to go upstairs and play pool....we duno but dean either told us to or not to...its debateable...

However we neva made it upstairs...for wen we sat back down these 3 guys at the table next to us decided to come and join our merry little drinking triangle..and after chatting for abit we went up and played pool with them...THEY PAYED!! then after a while we migrated downstairs where dean bought me and mel a drink as he had finallyyyyy finished his shift...then he got mels number and left...Omg me,mel and josh did karaoke...wtf?! i suck at singing!! it was the drinks and lack of an audience...neways...josh got my number and kept msging me as me and thy girlies went back out to the beergardens because my sam and his friend turned up! haha so funny watching sam get drunk...neways...long story short...we were at the vic for 6hours...6 FUCKING HOURS ON A SUNDAY! we have good efforts...then we went home on a bus and i kept getting drunken calls from sam as the nite progressed coz they went back to another club to continue drinking...i wonder if he really wouldve paid for a cab for me......melbas i still think hes hot! haha

love you all!
xxx

*cries* i no longer have my roomie mel! who will i sleep with at nite? WHO?! we both moved back home today as her mum came home..oh funny story..me,mel,claire and cassie went to the airport to get thy mother...claire stayed outside as she had no shoes so the rest of us went on. To the beeping things...mel beeped and had to take her shoes off and then the guy was like 'why didnt u take them off in the first place?!' (and he laughed)..then mels bag got checked and the guys took her deodarent and mel told the guy that if she gets complaints for smelling it would be his fault (he laughs)..then..just as we thort we were home free..i got randomly stopped for a 'explosive check'. WTF?! all he did was wipe my skirt to get dust and put it in this thing....then after wot seemed like forever it gave me the all clear..guys...I AM BOMB FREE!! haha...that is all..

xxx

my week...as of after hogs breath...

sunday-bum at mels..decide to live there
mon-fri work..

wed-manpower and uses
fri-shopping
sat-water skiing and visit to hospital
sun-RILEYS 21ST!! WOOT WOOT!

7pm on a saturday nite..i had worked 4 days straight and need a break..so i downed 2 ruskis by the time jess picked me up...HOGS BREATH HERE WE COME! twas me,jess,mel,zoie,joey,benji and bren...great meal and great cocktails!! (drink count = 4)

now...jess dropped me and mel off at the 130 busstop...but not before we had another drink at mels!! (drink count = 5). we jumped on the 10 45pm bus and yes..surrounded by asians!! stupid bus driver wouldnt give me student fare and then sux up to me by saying we looking pretty. BAH!! perrrrrrvvveeee. neways...we just felt like crusing! who could b bothered clubbing after eating so much...but im glad we did..

ok..city..just after 11pm..with a quick stop to use the facilities we headed to the embassy...where...we couldnt wait half hour for happy hour so we had a drink each and then migrated to the dance floor...and wot do we see? a guy trying to jump this chick on the wall and his hand up her skirt! haha..neways..next club.. (drink count = 6)

VIC!! next stop..as mel had neva been upstairs...we went straight for the dancefloor and ooooooomg! we found wot brens gonna b like wen hes older!! there was a couple....over 50's by the looks of their wrinkles and grey hair..and the funniest thing was watching him trying to dance with her! yes bren..he was doing his own version of the 'dishwasher' and stealing all ur character moves!! *shakes fist* anyway..much love..we got another drink at the bar (7) and sat down...mel stunned this group of guys by stealing one of their chairs and then we had fun watching one of em blow up a balloon sooo big till it burst in his face!! <3 good times...NEXT CLUB!

ok..city was fine and all but nothing beats the valley...so to valley we went!! we stopped a few times...the first was to wait for the rain to stop and thats wen these guys from cars started singing to us, 'i know wot i want...and i want it now...i want u...coz im mr vain..'. RAIN STOPPED! continuing on...we happened to see the brisbane river so we decided it would b an adventure to walk to the valley going along it...5metres later and we made friends with todd (retooooddd) and ross...both footy players..anyway...we touched todds nipple and then wait for it...we got him to take his pants off!! HE WAS WEARING THE TINIEST BLUE UNDIESSSS...SOOOO FUCKING FUNNY! yeh he spent sum time smacking his ass and saying he would get naked for us but we moved under cover from the rain..only..me being short couldnt jump the thing so todd lifted me over only to SCRAP MY KNEE ON THE WIRE!! (war wound = 1). that was fun..

so back to the valley..after we left our randoms we decided to walk back along the road..where we were talking bout todd and the guy next time me goes to us 'i know todd! im going to see him now!' haha 'umm todds back in the other direction..WHAT A GREAT LINE BUDDY!' yehh so that was our cutish friend who walked us to the valley...

BIRDIES!! this guy asked mel to help him into the club as he was kinda under the influence...yeh it worked but i wanted to slap him for groping my friend in public! whooooo does that?! neways..to the bar...2 jam donuts please!...for neone who doesn't know they're shots..(drink count = 8) then we danced...and went and had jager bomb! (9)..then another dance and we were off...time to hit THE MUSTANG!! woot woot!

as a tradition, we made it to the mustang for lockdown..and i can tell u..all we did for an hour was drink, sit on the stools and play with a balloon we found..and have random guys smile at us for bashing each other with it!1 (final drink count = 14).. oh btw..because the atm was broken we got to use eft at the bar..and we had to go behind the bar to enter the pin! yayyaya only mel wanted to do it..so i told her my pin and she went behind the bar at the mustang! legends we are!! anyway..we went and danced and made friends with this guy named michael..and then lots more dancing on podiums before we decided to call it a nite...as soon as we left the bar we got a FREE bus ride back to calamvale...and went to maccas...eww 2 fat drunken chicks were talking to us..well one was and i had to go and get her friend who wandered off...the scariest part of my nite was wen she opened her eyes and i realised how drunk n not good looking she was! haha mean i know..but so true...yes but we got a free hashbrown from the maccas chick! (she mustve heard me complaining bout the price of the has browns). we left maccas around 4am and started to walk back to mels mums house..only have have a cabbie offer us a lift..i sed no..mel sed we had no money and he sed it didn't matter..so..FREE TAXI RIDE HOME!! finally...we fell asleep...

that was the easiest time ive had getting home with public transport! must do more often!! i heart mel..we made lots friends..got touched in a few places..and got a random to take his pants off....LEGGGGGGGEEEEEENNNNNDSSSS!!!

<3amy_xxx

started out to be a normal tues nite..me n zoie went to sizzler for dinner than went n watched our buddies play futsal. hang on..did i say normal tues nite? well guys you cant imagine the trauma we went thru....

after futsal, we headed to mt nebo..just for a random drive. after we got back down i ended up racing these guys off the lites..i smoked em once..haha..but neway the guy asked me for a number so i yelled him zoies..'meet up with us in half hour.' that was the plan..

ok half hour later..mt gravatt lookout..we met up with the 2 guys..sam (boothe) and martin (mardo). they were already waiting for us in sams silvia. quite a hot car. neways...mardo jumped in my car and made zoie get in sams and it was back to mt nebo. im guessing we were up there for bout an hour just at the various lookouts...tho the guys were acting quite weird..like they kept calling each other and telling them to 'hide the piece of paper.' and according to zoie..there was condoms in thy car. ok yeh, we can deal with that. we know their plan was to keep us apart..and it was starting to work..i mean..wen we were with them zoie didn't ride in my car once! mmm so now it was to mt cootha..but not before we stopped at a servo and mardo bought me a V..wot a nice boy..

aight..mt cootha...fucking hell where do i start this shit..we drove past the tv towers and was soon flagged down by a young asian guy on the fone. There was an accident...he didn't see the corner and ran off the road and hit the trees..luckily otherwise if the tree didn't stop em they wouldve gone flying over the edge..i dont even want to think about that. So the 2 chicks in the back were alrite..just abit shaken..(not this was a smallish 4wd type car) and the chick in the front passenger couldnt move...she had huge pains in her back and foot..and the guy was on the fone to the ambo and trying to get her out..we kept telling her not to move and for him to get outta the car..sam and mardo ended up speeding off wen we heard the sirens as he cant afford a brush with thy law..so then the guy started talking really fast and wouldnt get outta the car...zoie eventually got him out and he came ova to me and collapsed...he was in shock..he started wheezing to the max because he couldnt breathe and he kept trying to talk...i told the other girls to stay back n zoie called one of their friends mark...i had to sit down next to him and hold him up and support his head...keep telling him to take deeps breaths...in..and out...then the first ambo came..i flagged it down and he attempted and ended up in a heap on the road...then another ambo came...then the first police car n the first fire truck..then another firetruck...then another 2 cop cars..then 3 fucking tow trucks...all the while me and zoie r in the midst of it all..surrounded by flashing lites..they got the chick outta the car and had her lying on the ground..im still supporting this guy and i cant believe not one person told me not to touch him..no one helped me support him or sed much to him..pritty much it was 'why r you acting like this?' WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK!!!!!! i helped him on a stretcher after he was breathalised and then it was question time for me and zo..yeh like we hadn't been asked enuff by everyone wot the hell happened...it was the same thing over and over...'he flagged us down, we told her to stay in the car n not move, he went into shock right in fucking front OF ME!'..so we gave a cop our details and left...but not before i had a small cry in the car and then drove off like 20k's under the limit...

we ended up meeting up with mardo and sam at the mt cootha lookout...me and zo enjoyed the binoculers and then yeh..they're planned work and they seperated us again..where me n mardo were making out and wot not and then zoie n sam were doing the same thing..only yonder...oh my god...can you say awesome kissers? then we left them and went home.

anyway..having someone collapse right in front of you and knowing...hearing that they cant breathe is the scariest thing ever. i had prob 20mins sleep last nite as everytime i close my eyes, all i can see is the chick being trapped, the guy collapsing and the millions of lites every direction we looked. All i keep thinking is "that couldve been us." What wouldve happened if we were driving there a minute earlier?we couldve been hit and gone off the side..my eyes water everytime i think of it.

sat nite was freakin awesome..check out zoies blog coz im to lazy to type it all...

yeh..tho me and jess. S played pool and won! and we broke it down on the podium..and i ate sum random guys maccas chips..he let me coz i asked nicely..and yeah!

xxx

i am such a bad person...for many reasons..

my brownie brendan is moving to his dads in nsw tomorrow and after i moved i didn't make the effort to see him...he is the one of the only people that understands me and now hes just up and leaving. brenc is also leaving tomoz and because ive been so emo i bailed and didnt see him to say goodbye properly, unless u count the 5mins i saw him with zoie. im being slightly bitchy to loren and that hurts coz i dont want to have any fights with her. my great auntie died of a brain hamerage a few days ago and we're not making the effort to go to her funeral in melb, and i finally rung my auntie and grandparents today who i havent spoken to in nearly a year as i haven't spoken to my mum. Who im still not talking to and i dont know why anymore..i just feel like i cant back down now. I find out today that my grandad is even sicker then what he was a year ago and has actually been diagnosed with cancer now. MY GRANDAD! one of the funniest and happiest guys u would ever meet.

come to think of it, i dont make any efforts to see my brownies wot so ever..ive been thru so much with them, especially brendan and aaron. i dont make any efforts to see you guys much and i drink way too much. i went over a month without seein zoie because of something so little it didn't even matter, then wen i got over it she had her friends and i had my drinking. i dont make the effort to talk to any of my family really, and i cant stop thinking that im in the wrong for that.

i wrote mrs B like 2 years ago now(after i stopped cing her for a few years) and didn't reply wen she wrote back. Yes guys i was a teachers pet in primary skool. specially since her husband new my dad thru ice hockey. She has the cutest daughters ever.

i know that was all out of order and proberly a really stupid rant, but i cant get over the fact that i am so lazy. im gonna end up friendless and working at woolies for the rest of my life

now everyone has to tell someone they love them and go listen to nickelback-if everyone cared..or watch the film clip coz its meaningful

xxxxxxxxxx

so i had the brilliant idea of randomly driving to the border last nite..and loren was all for it! so at 10 30 we jumped in her car, got some petrol and munchies and away we went!

on the motorway..us being in the far lane, a motorbike in middle and a skyline in the other end one..we were racing..we kicked ass..then next thing we know the bikey did a mono rite past us!! he was on one wheel for like 2mins! go him! and then i took a photo and wen the flash went off the skyline guy thort it was a speed camera and fully slowed down. HAHAHAHAHAHA

ok so after moving on from them we came across a wrx with 2 hotties in it..so after racing them for agessssss we decided to change lanes for a closer look. yes the driver had a pritty cute smile and the passenger was waving to me..so i waved back and blew them a kiss wen they turned off...loren!!! how could you not know why i was waving! they waved first!!!! haha good times.

anyways we got to tweed heads and took lotsa pics which are yet to be developed. sum old guys tried the old 'hey ladies' so we just looked at them in disgust...and we saw a drunk guy who could barely walk! so i yelled out sumthing..and then we continued our journey of crusing round nsw for abit haha. i love being in 2 places at once (standing on the border line!)

then on the way home wen we were coming down my street we saw 3 guys standing on the corner..so went past once, loren yelled out 'yooooooo!' in lil jon's crazy voice...chuck a u-ie then i did it...we did it bout 3 times b4 we couldnt find them..we figured they mustve jumped the fence into the skool to hide from us. lol as if ud hide from us!!!

well that is all for my nite..i had a good new years until 1am when i was made to leave the mustang and then it just went down hill from there. THANX MELBAS FOR BEING MY FIRST KISS OF 07! or...last of 06 as our countdown was wrong..haha lovvvvvvvvvveeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

xxx

ok rite so im gonna only put in the interesting details of sat nites clubbing experience.

firstly...the guy that randomly sat between benji and nani on the bus. benji was acting gay which made the guy move next to nani and try to crack onto both of us. which left us girlies feeling each other up on the bus but that didn't work...so i kinda abused him and tried to make him move seats but really..it didn' work...fucking hell i wanted to slap the ass so bad!!! but nani just laughed and sed no..

now to the mustang..where me benji and nani went by ourselves coz everyone went to birdees..yeh we werent gonna wait in that line to leave after a bit and go to mustang..but yeh, i ended up having like 3 long island ice teas in bout 30mins..go amy..they got me trashed so easily! and i got lotsa firetrucks..woot and i danced the nite away on the podiums yet again..oh and dont forget about the hot irish guy that started talkin to me..yeh..wingman..damn those irishmen!! haha so funny tho...how dare he trick a drunk!

hot wingman:'i bet theres a camera up there' *points behind me*

me:' i bet theres not'

yeh after we agreed wot to bet on and shook on it he pointed, i turned around and there was a fucking camera..one for wingman and his irish friends...zero for amy...damn damn damn damn damn

so after all the excitement we left mustang at bout 4ish where we headed to a kebab shop coz i wouldnt let dani go home without a kebab. ONLY wen i was ordering...a drunken BRENDAN ABBOTT tried to assist by ordering cheese and extra lettuce. dude it cost me an extra 70cents...YOU OWE ME 70CENTS MAN!!! burn! haha but it tasted so good. so i ate most of it leaving dani with only tastng it a few times..then i ate the rest of nats..haha go hungry hungry amy!

and today i went to mitch and scotts house <3 how i miss them so. mitch ended up having to go to work so me and scott watched an retarded 80s movie called weekend at bernies..fucking hell it was the most stupidest thing eva so we just laughed. then he taught me stuff on the gutaire, and we went for random walks for milk and took the scooter..um wen mitch got home we made him come for a work with us, Oh! we played ping pong! AND i after i spotted the unicylce..oh yeh...HILARIOUS! i so wanted to try it but since i was wearing a skirt..it was kinda impossible haha. and yessum many many many other funny things happy but yeh, im just so happy that i saw them coz ive known them all their lives and especially since i moved i havent seen them ...sad panda...

anyways im outtie for now. mite go to bed asss i need some beauty sleep for tomoz. haha

xxx

ok so how did my friday start...oh yeh well i got woken up by loren just to tell me she sleep in and was at least 2 hrs late for work..in which i laughed and fell back asleep. i met up with brendan at garbo and we wandered the shops for numerous hours b4 i came home and got ready for a tiana..who turned up just ova an hour later...<3 haha i still love her! anyways..skipping forwards we had arrived at yanks (we being me, bren, nani and benji) oh yeh this was after numerous calls from yank asking me at least once an hour where i was and wen was i rocking up to his haha.

drinking away my udls, i had sips of yanks beer and some sips of kyles drink which contained yeatsies Jagermeister..we got kicked out at bout 8pm and good ol'e matty gave us a lift to the bus stop as it was slightly raining. eventually we got on a bus and continued drinking b4 the guys decided to get off at the uni busway where THERE WERE NO TOILETS FOR US GIRLS! and as soon as we reached the city me and nani piss polted to the toilet, where i noticed i lost another charm off my bracelet and resulted in me being slightly sad. OH! we met up with one of yanks friends..apparently his name is rob but i swear he told me to call him chaz or chazza or mayb i just made that all up. i did however have a chat with him at the vic while the guys were playing pool..WOOLIES FTW! haha oh and me and nani made friends with the guys the won the game of pool...go us!!

so after some drinks there we headed to the valley where we hit birdees. sux for benji as he didnt get in! neways, me, nani, yeats and this rob guy broke it down on the dance floor b4 we were told to go to mustang to meet up with bren and benji. more drinks were downed and i eventually got brendan and jarred to the mustang! haha as if ud go to the vale boys! just so everyone knows...THEY BOUGHT ME A TEQUILA SHOT! which helped me to get on the podium with all the guys and break a move. Bren had alot of fun twirling me around and one time..he tried to pick up and as we were both completely drunk we ended up falling ova and i hit my head on the ground..DUDE! we mustve looked like the biggest drunks! haha go us!!!!!!!

well after everyone ditched me, i decided to leave and so did brendan and jarred. we headed back to fridays to catch a cab only i got in a fight with brendan coz he told me i couldnt have draw of Jarreds smoke that he scabbed off a guy and then Jarred wouldnt give it to me coz brendan sed no. And we all know how im stubborn and so i walked off and left them. i soon received a call from Jarred pritty much begging for me to go back to them but i stood my ground and kept walking..no idea where the fuck i was going i just kept walking..heading to the casino for a bus/taxi was the idea. Luckily i ran into kyle, yank and rob where i just lost it and started crying so kyle had a word to Jarred on the fone b4 hanging up on him..i asked rob for a lift home and he was more then happy, giving me a hug and saying how much he blew into the breathe thing haha. yank kept me company all the way to the car and i eventually got home about 2 30.

i got up and went to work at 7 30, perfectly fine till i actually got on a register where i felt so dizzy and sick i went home just less than 3hrs, with 7hrs stil on my shift. so yeh thanks guys for talking me into first drinking, then going to the city and valley. cant wait till my crappy pay next week!! [ *stooge* (from loren)]

xxx

ps..NANI AND I NEVA MADE IT TO BAD GIRLS!!! SAD PANDAAAAAA

check out mine,melbas and claires slideshow from thurs nite. there were more pics but um..they wouldnt like to be advertised..haha go us..*~*the trio*~*

so because some ppl wouldnt come out..(due to taped stupid O.C or out with other ppl or just too tired)..it ended up being just me, zoie and adam on our random tuesday nite drive. We started off at the mt gravatt lookout then shortly decided to go on a hunt for the abandoned mental institution at Wacol.

Once at wacol, we were driving randomly and ended up at the prison...only to nearly hit like a million kangaroos. so we went rite to the end and on the way back me and adam counted the ones on the road! (not in the field coz too hard to see) at the end of the 2min road trip we got up to 106!! 106 fucking roos on one road! wtf?! then we ended up at the new mental hospital where we saw more roos...the joeys r so cute! and after calling ppl to find out where this so called old mental thing was we eventually found (yes i found the road!) a road in the dark and took it...we ended up at this building and as we entered the car park...there were a few lite poles bent in half! NO JOKE GUYS! they were bent rite down the fucking middle and parralle to each other! freaky stuff..and coz zoie got scared she turned the car around and we went home...

Oh and now im watching the 'put ur hands up for detroit' film clip. 2nd time ive seen it....its awesomely robotic!!!

xxx

still sick..how much does that suck? i began to have a coughing fit at work..fuckers shouldve sent me home. now i still gotta do 10hrs tomoz..i highly doubt i'll last. and now my foxtel has died and wont turn back on..stuck with freakin' normal tv. got the pelican brief on tho coz i haven't seen it in ages..good movie but too bad im not interested in watching it.

Mikkel came ova yesterday and kept me company. he shouldve left my house eaaaarrrrlllllierrrr coz he got flashed by a speed camera on his way to get his sister from skool! bahaha! nah im sorry..thats mean to laugh..i feel for him...*coughs* NEVER WILL I MAKE HIM MAC'N'CHEESE AGAIN! yehh i duno why i sed that..does it seem like im that bored?

anyways im off to change the movie..
xxx

ok so everyone knows now for sure that theres something between me and brendan..and yes im going to hurt benji if he puts those pics up...!!!! *shakes fist*

on a funnier note..i kinda got drunk at claires..yes thank you thank you..and me and zoie were going to see nathan for abit at his house..howeva...on the way zoie stopped and told me to get witch's hats from a rich estate..and me being drunk did and we got SPOTTED! so we sped off only to have this bus security thing follow us! fucking funniest/scariest shit ever! we were driving for seriously like 15mins trying to lose this thing..going thru all these random estates..even after i dumped the cones out the window it still followed! but we eventually lost it...and then chose not to go see nathan and went back to claires...

oh and after my 5th all niter this week..i decided i wanted my own bed so i had the brilliant idea of walking home from claires house at sunnybank hills! wot a knob job! i walked to altandi station(45mins) where i caught a bus for bout 5mins than walked another 45mins. finally got home just after 7 30 and fell asleep. never again......

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today has brought me down..i dont know why but ive been so upset all day. people at work tried to cheer me up howeva. specially my little friend josh tho i didn't see him much coz i was on express..i duno if it'll help to be around everyone tonite at claires..but im going to stand my ground and hide it as best i can. im good at that.

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haha toolies 2006! fucking awesome time at skoolies last nite and we're doing it all again tonite! got home after 8 this morn...need i say more?

oh and id just like to add...these 4 guys walked past us at bout 5 in the morning with a plate of party pies...and me being so hungry asked them for one so me, mel and claire got a party pie each...then they used the plate to chop weed...and then i saw them at maccas and sed hi and then we saw em while walking to the bus and they offered us biscuits and fruit tingles..haha i love randoms!

ok so last nite was kick ass. altho yank and kyle didn't grant us with their presence, they were replaced by yeatsie and mel! (well..mel for like the whole half hour we saw her for). started off awesome...drinking at my house then we walked to a bus stop where there was a guy holding milk...he ran..yes thats rite RAN! up and down the street with milk..duno why..he was talking to us bout god tho..then we went to the casino to use their facilities and have blue..daquories..(yeh cant spell) and headed to the vic for firetrucks..then onward to the valley!

woo! we had now arrived at the mustang! zoie missed out on an awes time there as she went home..but me, adam, bren and yeatsie sung away with firetrucks and long island iced teas (6fuckin shots in one drink...bliss..) and yeah all this stuff happened in between..(like meeting up with mel and getting a kebab and bren and adam not being allowed in the family..BAHAHA *points and laughs*) so anyway back to the mustang..yeatsie left us *cough ditcher* to go to the family because 'mel asked him too' and so we had another long island..which bren offered yeatsies to some chick..yeh she gave us weird looks haha and off he went dancing and making friends! while me and adam sat there and watched..fucking bren your actions last nite were PRICELESS!!!!!~*~*~*~*~* then me, bren and adam started to dance the nite away..only bren went off to make more friends 'are you a jockey?!' and adam decided to sit down so..I DANCED THE REST OF THE NITE AWAY BY MYSELF! all good fun..then i started to sober up and adam got tired so we left after bren got his megadeath song played..haha bren you were dancing alone to that! well..headbanger...i think 2 guys joined in at the end but that was it...

now heres the funny thing..we followed adam outta the valley (after bren made more friends on the side of the road...english guy wasn't bad *winks*) and we ended up crossing the story bridge..and god that is an awesome view! but we got too lazy and sat down at the other end and..as we had to money we had to find a lift...im very disappointed to everyon who didn't pick up or who wouldnt come get us for some reason. but thanks to scott! we left our spot at the bridge after sitting there for a few hours..ish...

well im spent..longest blog in a while...it was just my excuse to have a break from studying..not that im tryin overly hard..yeh...chemistry blows

<3amy

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ps. COASTTTTTTTTTTTTT THIS WEEKEND! FUCKING MORE DRUNKEN TIMES AWAIT!

so after all my studying yesterday..my exam today owned me! and i didn't get much sleep coz after phil woke me up at 1am with a pointless fone call...i couldnt get back to sleep. and wen i nearly did bren sends me drunken msgs asking me to drive him to maccas! haha love you bren but NO! haha then i couldnt get back to sleep again so i had a midnite snack..yeh and after my exam i went to work. fun fun i did stock then went on a register where nick and i were bum buddies. he was making fun of ppl. hes a funni dude. he ran to target on his 10min break to get a psp but they didn't have ne. wasted his time! oh well it was funny to see him run.

now ima drinking with zoie before me, zoie, bren, yank, kyle and adam go out and hit the town! to get more drunk...good times..

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so im really too lazy to type much bout my past few days..which were quite awesome...tues nite bren and i picked up a drunken adam and then watched the oc with dani and mel...and after i dropped my girls home, me and bren went cruising with yank benji and kyle...<3333 so funni..got home just after 6 wed morn...and then wed..i went to the city where riley picked me up and then we had to wait for jess to get outta her interview..which she scored an awes job outta..then the 3 of us travelled to the coast (2 times in one day for amy!) where we went to pac fair..goodtimes...riley spent sooo much $$ in myer. he looks hot! me and jess have good taste haha.

and today i just woke up...should be studying..buttttttttt......I CANT DO IT! i hate it to the max!

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ps..thanx brennie for sexing my blog. its hot! <33

so im just gonna tell you guys the most interesting parts of the nite..yes i saved jess from a drunken bald guy trying to dance with her, i pulled her away and wen he tried to follow i kinda tapped/pushed his shoulder and goes 'back off buddy' BAHAHAHAHHA i love it! and i saved mel from many 'nahs' because they werent lookers. AND wen jess told me my guy was a yay..i continued dancing with him..AND HE SPANKS ME!! NOT ONCE..BUT FUCKING NUMEROUS TIMES!!!!! FUCK ME GUYS! I GOT SPANKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! so i spanked his friend hahaha. but b4 jess and him were having a tug o war amy, i made out with him..it was hot. i also made out with mel in the beergarden coz guys were watching us, she passed the ice to me. then i passed the ice to michael and also jess. yeh so me and mel had $120 between us and we came home with 25c...how do u come home with 25cents?! weirdos that we are..but it was so good...i had a total of between 12-14 drinks. i love it! oh and mel..wot about that tim guy! ahahah was his name tim? <3amy_xxx ps..spank spank spank...spank spank spank..spank ur bootie! (next time that happens, ima slap the fella..but at least he was fucking hot! or so i was told coz i looked at him but didn't take in wot he looked like.. )

i have the girlies here!!! girls being me jess court kelz and mel! woot woot! we are drinking and going clubbing tonite! i love them. they are awesome. we are always watching a night at the roxbury! fuck yeah!! is that a mirror in ur pocket? coz i can see myself in ur pants.... I LOVE IT! anyway guys...im outtie...i love you! specially the boys coz they r ones who comment! <3amy_xxx

woooooo did my essay today in 2 n half hours!! YES!!! double pump to myself! and i put in for a transfer for my course..if i dont get it i'll cry..then u'll all have to comfort me and buy me stuff...haha jks. so yeh, im hungry now. wot to eat? would a coward do this? BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII xxx

woootttt!!!! amy and friends had drunkenness at her house!!! how fun! raise hands if u had fun? *everyone raises their hand* yeh thats rite guys!